My Triumphant Return Teaser

Post by Joe

Hello Internet.  Have you missed me?  I have been away for quite a while.  Busy with things in the real world.  But don’t worry, baby.  Your the one I care about.  The one I want to be with.  The real world means nothing to me.  Not like you.  Its just…  sometimes I have needs that you can’t fill.  But you know I’ll always come back to you.

Get it?  Its like I’m a bad boyfriend or something.

Anyway, I don’t have a lot of time to write right now.  Just stopping in to say that my extended absence is nearly at an end.  And boy do I have a story to tell.  A story that involves dinosaurs, Civil War Soldiers, beef jerky, canoes, and a hat that’s more American than an eagle made of flags.

Yeah. More American than that.

Use your imagination, and I’ll be back soon to fill in the gaps.

Check it to wreck it.

Joe