It’s all good

post by Dave

Hello Potatojoy. Joe, I love this blog. It’s our outlet and it’s wonderful. Yes, I’m drunk as hell. I tend to only post on here whenI’m hammered, so it’s not only a good outlet but also a good insight into my own drunken self.

I’ll begin this with my own current pondering of who would win: Pissed off Panda Bear protecting her only young or one month starved Lion. You be the judge. I’m voting for starved Lion. At least if it has a mentally conrolled scientifically implanted laser weapon replacing it’s left eye.

Fucked up statement of the Month: As I was playing a video game with a friend “inFAMOUS” to be exact; We beat the game being completely good, so we decided to go back and be bad as hell. This means killing innocent people as much as possible and instead of having blue lightning regenerative powers, having badass red lightning damage dealing powers. Anyway, I made a comment as he ruthlessy murdered a pregnant woman, “What if you pull her unborn child out of her vagina and then rape her with it.” And he replies, not with a moment of hesitation, “What if I pull her unborn child out of her vagina, rape it, and then rape her with it.” to which, after helpless hillarious laughter I replied “well that would just be plain evil.”

My conclusion? I play too many video games, watch too much t.v., and drink too much beer. And I’m not ashamed. My imagination runs wild, completely and utterly wild, and I will never be ashamed of it.

 

Beards are gay