Too Many:
Love
Jesus
Being angsty.
Having a cool car, or truck, or bike, or your inability to drive 55 mph.
Not Enough:
Invertebrates
How sometimes you feel something in your shoe and you think its a rock, but then later you find out it was a penny. I mean how does that happen? Seriously?
Some people think that the different colored M&Ms have different flavors, but they don’t
Dinosaurs
Time travel
Nobody seems to use combs anymore. How did combs go out of style?
Being drunk in the day time (its awesome).
Beards
How the commercials that are funny are only on sometimes, but the really crappy ones are ALWAYS on?
Denis Nedry from Jurassic Park (he’s a total D-bag).
Andy Rooney’s Eyebrows
Laundry day is a dull day.
Fake plastic wood paneling (like on old station wagons).
John Madden died years ago, and all televising appearances for the last several years have been accomplished by computer animation. NOTE: Could also work as a movie.
How you shouldn’t ever hang hangers on fire-sprinklers. But if they really wanted to discourage it, why not install a hanger next to each one?
When you have an idea, but when you try to think of an example, you draw a blank, and wind up looking dumb.
How on Law and Order, the same actors sometimes play multiple different roles. The red haired ADA on SVU used to be into auto-erotic asphyxiation. And Jim Gaffigan is an incompetent employee of the FDA and a pedophile clown. Weird.
Wearing sun glasses at night. (I know there is one, but there deserves to be SOOO many more.)
I guess that’ll do for now
Check it to wreck it.
